So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.
He catches a buzz.
A ginger bread man.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
A-hem!
One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.