What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo