What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.