Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"