Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!