Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.