Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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It won't be long now...

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Ryan Locht-up

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You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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My record is 21 years.

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They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Because they have no chemistry

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STUPID AMERICAN!

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.