What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.