What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit