What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.