What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.