What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What is the most useless superpower?

America.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What do you call a ginger(red head) hick?

A ginger-inbred!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals