What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What do you call a ginger(red head) hick?

A ginger-inbred!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals