What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.