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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.