What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.