What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.