An eggroll !
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
All the coats are on the bed!
Because he always uses the force.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A: Out dated farming equipment.
You push it.
