What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Eggroll Jokes More Eggroll Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !