What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

taking out a provoloan