What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying