What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.