What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.