Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.