What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2