What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.