What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.