What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.