What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.