How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.