What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

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How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.