What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.