What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces