What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now