Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists