Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.