Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust