Math problems actually exist
It is possible that UFOs exist.
At least Pluto exists
An engi-near!
Because they lack da-vision.
They'll both off themselves eventually.
Razer.
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
A math problem.
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
A pizza can feed a family of four.