What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo