What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the chill pigeon say?

coo. coo.