What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup