Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !