Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)