What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long