What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!