Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).