Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!