What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.