What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.