What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.