Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.