Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*