You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
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Because he had a brother named Enos.
Kay-so-deal-a?
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
To forget
Thor.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
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One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.