What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Internet Cafe Jokes More Internet Cafe Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

Tab Jokes More Tab Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.