What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham