What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"