What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D: