What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond