What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.