What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

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