Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.