How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.