What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.