How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one