How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one