Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.