They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
It needed a tuna-up.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Harambae
To get to the bigger crowd
Because they take everything, literally.
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
