Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"