Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.