What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!