What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.