How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!