She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
Lots.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
Shedding season
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
His tricycle will be parked outside.
You have bad hand writing
They never let you finish first. (#s)
The Welsh don't know yet either.
