What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Previous Random Joke Next
Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.