Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...