What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob