What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!