What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade