Guess who
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Catch my drift
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.