How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.