How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!