Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog