What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it